Imagine you’re alone walking in a field… and in the distance you see a strawberry field full of tons of ripe strawberries.
1)How tall is the fence surrounding the field?
You walk around the field for a bit and then you realize you
HAVE to try some of the strawberries.
2)How many do you eat?
After filling yourself up on some delish berries you try to maneuver your way out of the field, but run into the farmer who is PISSED you just nommed on his strawberries.
After filling yourself up on some delish berries you try to maneuver your way out of the field, but run into the farmer who is PISSED you just nommed on his strawberries.
3)How do you react? Remorseful, or no?
GAME OVER….now let’s see how your answers to the previous
questions correlate to your life…#1) Depending on how high you thought the fence was is equivalent to how easy/hard it is for you to get into bed.
#2) How many sexual partners you want
#3) How you feel about the person who you just had sex with.
CONGRATULATIONS! You just went on my second and FINAL Tinder
date with me. Not to mention homeboy was dead serious during this entire convo.
The date lasted 25 minutes. The first 5 minutes consisted of him groping my
necklace before he sparked up the riveting conversation we just had above. I
hope you all feel as violated and uncomfortable as I did. CHEERS!
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